You Can Eat Chocolate Again!

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I was searching around online and I found this Waistband Stretcher courtesy of Hedonics of Toronto. Description:

Don’t park your tight-fitting pants or skirts in the back of the closet because you’ve gained an inch or two around the middle! Waistband Stretcher can add up to 5 inches to the waist of your jeans, shorts, pants or skirts. Simply moisten the garment waistband, insert the stretcher and extend it to the desired size.

So now you can eat what you like and wear the size that you like. And we slip deeper into denial. Don’t worry – the Waistband Stretcher fits up to a 50" waist!

2007
08/08
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Stefanie
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